Sunday, May 07, 2006

Hatch Lines

Below are some of our favorite quotes from movies, music and television. Over time, we will add to the 'hatch lines' database!

Movies

Casino Dealer: 17.
Number Two: [After scanning the deck with his x-ray eye patch] Hit me.
Casino Dealer: You have 17, sir.
Number Two: I like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: [Hit for four] 21. Very good, sir.
Casino Dealer: [To Austin] 5.
Austin Powers: [waves his hands over his cards] I'll stay.
Casino Dealer: I suggest you hit, sir.
Austin Powers: I also like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: [flips his cards over] 20 beats your 5 sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Austin Powers: Well I must admit, cards aren't my bag, baby.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh*t.
Back to the Future

Lou: You gonna order something, kid?
Marty McFly: Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab
Lou: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
Marty McFly: Alright, give me a Pepsi Free.
Lou: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it.
Back to the Future

Castor Troy: Wheee. What a predicament.
Face/Off

Mikey: Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here.
Goonies

Page Conners: You mean you come all the way out here to stare at space and sh*t?
Jack Withrowe: No, I come out here to get away from the lights of the city so I can SEE the
space and sh*t.

Heartbreakers

Bobby: Yeah!! Get him a body bag!!
The Karate Kid

Music

Ohhhhh
It seems like I can finally rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels
Ohhhhh
It's as if you've known me better than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me

"Pieces of Me"
Ashlee Simpson

Everybody in the club gettin tipsy
"Tipsy"
J-Kwon

When I met you I was just a kid
Hadn’t built up my defenses
So I gave my heart completely
Vaseline over the lenses
"Requiem for O.M.M."
Of Montreal

Keep it in your fleece
Don't worry about the custom police
Don't, I'll tell you just how good it can be
"How Good Can it Be"
The 88

Took your stuff and put it in the basement
When i found out what the smile on your face meant
"Losing a Whole Year"
Third Eye Blind

Television

Ross: Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT!
Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!
"The One with the Cop"
Friends

Rachel: I brought reinforcements!
Ross: You brought Joey?
Rachel: Well, I brought the next best thing.
Ross: Chandler? You brought Chandler? The next best thing would be Monica!
Chandler: Normally, I'd be offended, but she is freakishly strong.
"The One with the Cop"
Friends

Joey: Well…so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb Nuts—Oh forget it! I can’t!
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, I’m just gonna need some help. And Bobby’s gonna be here the whole time.
Bobby: You bet I am! And to answer your earlier question, we’re straight-up gangster rap.
"The One with Monica's Boots"
Friends

Sawyer: Hey, Mr. Clean, slow down.
Locke: Where did you get that name?
Sawyer: Come on! All you need is an earring and a mop
Lost

Sawyer: Who are they?
Michael: Don't worry, they're cool. They believe that we were on the flight too.
Sawyer: Well, now... we can sue Oceanic together, can't we!
Lost

Luke: Welcome to the O.C., b*tch. This is how it’s done in Orange County.
"Pilot"
The O.C.

Marissa: Who are you?
Ryan: Whoever you want me to be.
"Pilot"
The O.C.

Summer: Chino? Ew!
"Pilot"
The O.C.

Ryan: This is a nice car. I didn't know your kind of lawyer made money.
Sandy: No, we don't. My wife does.
"Pilot"
The O.C.

Donny: Yo, check it out! It's Abercrombie. Or, uh, are you Fitch?
"The Outsider"
The O.C.

Rebecca: It's kind of hard to meet people when you can't let anybody know who you really are and can't stay in one place too long.
Sandy: I can see how that might "salt your game".
Rebecca: "Salt your game". Is that how they talk in Orange county?
Sandy: Stick around. You'll be saying "Rad" in no time.
"The Second Chance"
The O.C.

Summer: Remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain?
Marissa: Lord of the Rings
Summer: Yeah
"The Day After Tomorrow"
The O.C.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think it might be "put him in a body bag!"

and what, no "wax on, wax off?"

9:59 PM, May 10, 2006  
Blogger sharks said...

that's what i thought it was too, but i got this from a reliable source online. hmmm...i'll double check.

i'm just happy you know the line!

9:22 AM, May 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you forgot "i'll stay" from austin powers

7:46 PM, June 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

also, don't forget when summer said, "pittsburgh? ew"

7:47 PM, June 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PIVOT! Ahh the memories...

4:11 PM, December 09, 2006  

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