Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Seinfeld joke

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags. This, to me, is the lowest activity in human life -- following a dog with a little pooper scooper. Waiting for him to go so you can walk down the street with it in your bag. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

no where is this more appreciated than the upper east side of manhattan where i work.

watching women with $50,000 diamond rings (and body parts) pick up poop from their $20,000 designer dogs is hard to beat.

9:55 PM, May 10, 2006  

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