what do you call a deer with one eye?

if you have lived in the new england area, i'm sure you have noticed the accent. i'm not talking about the bawstin accent, i'm talking about the "adding an 'r' at the end of random words" accent. is that even an accent? i'm not sure if it is a dialect issue, it's really just an issue.

i can barely handle removing the 'r' from words.

i'll go pawk the caw.

makes me cringe. but adding the 'r' is just weird.
and now it's moving to the workplace. it doesn't sound very professional. sounds more like you've had a few sam adams.

can you analyze the datar?
uh, are you asking me to analyze the data later?

or standing in line for lunch: the tunar is really fresh here.
excuse me? the what? i think i just tunared you out.

i'd take the nasal of the midwest over the wicked 'r' of new england any day.

so what DO you call a deer with one eye?
no idear.